ryanmcevoy:
I had a really weirdly vivid Barack Obama dream last night. It was me and someone else (that presumably) I knew. We were in a very large backyard and Barack was there. We were just talking and what not. Barack would have to dip out for a couple minutes at a time to talk with some suits and what…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The Disney Princesses visit Snow’s memorial.
RIP Snow White’s Scary Adventures (October 1, 1971 - May 31, 2012)
Mulan’s face is literally perfect. She’s the weird friend that Bell dragged along, the one that can’t even feign sympathy and came for the wake food. Oh no look at this, so sad, tragic—I’m going to drink wine over here and eat macaroni salad.
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Bevis Ryan
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Trying desperately not to laugh at this.
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Top 9 Photos of Barack Obama & food
god bless amuricuh
Another OTP of mine.
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bossy damn menz shut up
This grrrl got da right idea. Fuck that douchebag. He is so hypocritical. How can a half naked man child telling all us dirty sluts to cover up? What is even more ridiculous is probably the fact that he is hiding that ‘confident’ face behind a piece of paper. STFU you slut shaming, body policing piece of shit!
GRRRRL <3 <3
:D also is it on purpose or just ironic that this guy covers up his face with the paper and is wearing no top?? You’d see your double standards more closely if you stopped posing for so many pictures while holding shame signs yo
A confident girl drop kicks you at the bar after you harass her for not smiling enough.
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Is Romney a Romnicorn?
17,000 people have signed a petition asking whether Romney is secretly a unicorn. They’re awaiting the Arizona investigation that may determine he is ineligible to be on the ballot.
A unicorn whose father was born in Mexico.
Queen Beth Ditto
“But wherever you shop, if stores don’t have clothes in your size, let them know. Try something on, stretch it out, rip it up, and put it back on the hanger as your way of saying, ‘Fuck off. Thanks for making clothes that don’t fit me.’”
can we just discuss how perfect beth ditto is in every single fucking way, forever and ever, amen?
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—Omar Sankofa (via sonofbaldwin)
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